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I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In the Van - Funny Gift For Men/ Dad/ Husband/ Grandpa - T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie

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Original price $19.99 - Original price $2,599.00
Original price
$19.99
$19.99 - $2,599.00
Current price $19.99
Product: T-Shirt
Color: Black
Size: S

I Gotta See the Candy First – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Shirt

Description:

I Gotta See the Candy First, Then I Get in the Van – I’m Not Stupid is a funny and sarcastic design for anyone who loves dark humor, ridiculous jokes and bold statement shirts.

Perfect for:

  • Men and women with a sarcastic sense of humor
  • Dads, husbands, brothers and friends
  • People who love dark and slightly inappropriate humor
  • Fans of funny one-liners and statement shirts
  • Anyone who appreciates absurd humor with a straight face

Available in Unisex T-Shirt, Long Sleeve Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt and Unisex Hoodie.

A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, retirement, guys’ trips or any occasion for someone with a twisted sense of humor.

Sizes: S–5XL

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Apparel: production: 1 - 3 days & shipping: 5 - 9 days.

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  • 2 hours to cancel or modify order seamlessly.
  • 7 business days after delivery for a replacement or refund if deemed appropriate - no return shipping required!
  • A replacement item is processed within 1-7 business days after confirmation.
  • Funds back in your account within 3-5 business days after confirmation.