I Gotta See the Candy First – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Shirt
Description:
I Gotta See the Candy First, Then I Get in the Van – I’m Not Stupid is a funny and sarcastic design for anyone who loves dark humor, ridiculous jokes and bold statement shirts.
Perfect for:
- Men and women with a sarcastic sense of humor
- Dads, husbands, brothers and friends
- People who love dark and slightly inappropriate humor
- Fans of funny one-liners and statement shirts
- Anyone who appreciates absurd humor with a straight face
Available in Unisex T-Shirt, Long Sleeve Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt and Unisex Hoodie.
A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, retirement, guys’ trips or any occasion for someone with a twisted sense of humor.
Sizes: S–5XL
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Apparel: production: 1 - 3 days & shipping: 5 - 9 days.
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- 7 business days after delivery for a replacement or refund if deemed appropriate - no return shipping required!
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