I May Look Calm But in My Head I’ve Punched You in the Face 3 Times is a bold and sarcastic design for anyone who looks relaxed on the outside but has a very different conversation happening in their head.
Perfect for:
- Men and women with a sarcastic sense of humor
- Dads, husbands, brothers and grandpas
- Veterans and outspoken personalities
- People who love dark humor and funny statement shirts
- Anyone with a short fuse and a good sense of humor
Available in Unisex T-Shirt, Long Sleeve Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt and Unisex Hoodie.
A funny gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, retirement, Veterans Day or any occasion for someone who is much calmer than their inner thoughts.
Sizes: S–5XL
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Apparel: production: 1 - 3 days & shipping: 5 - 9 days.
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